Archive for May, 2008

Baseline and Crampity Cramp Cramps.

Posted at May 29th, 2008 by cosmo

So, last night I’m looking at my IVF calender yesterday and I see that it says I’m supposed to start my mystery, mid cycle, didn’t I just have this two weeks ago, period today. That was at 7pm. I thought it had to be mistaken as I had no cramps, no sore boobs, no bloated [...]

Side Effects and Exotic Adventures

Posted at May 27th, 2008 by cosmo

So, after one week on the lupron I have actually had minimal side effects; a couple of headaches the first few days, a couple of nights where I would wake up and not be able to get back to sleep, the occasional urge to run screaming every night at 7:30, preferably with several syringes full [...]

I have made a terrible mistake.

Posted at May 20th, 2008 by cosmo

I was just curious. That’s how soo many mistakes happen though, isn’t it. Emergency room Dr’s hear that all the time while removing random items from various orifices or removing items children have super glued to themselves. I was curious as to what side effects other women using Lurpon have experienced. So I googled “lupron” [...]

Really? Seriously??

Posted at May 18th, 2008 by cosmo

I just walked into my 20 year old son’s bedroom. It smells like… maybe… old food? … sweat?… cinnamon??? … ass? … moist somehow… the smell is … overwhelming. I think something scurried into the corner. At least, I think it was the corner. The room loses all perspective with the piles of dirty cloths, [...]

Boobays, Boobays, Boobays

Posted at May 17th, 2008 by cosmo

I’m wandering around Target, picking up giant size packages of toilet paper (when did this job get to be so difficult? Do I want giant, jumbo or MEGA rolls?) trying not to look at baby cloths, debating getting the yoga mat with the prenatal DVD rather then just the one that comes with a free [...]

Well that’s special.

Posted at May 17th, 2008 by cosmo

Off for more IVF Dr’s appointments today. A little test of the boys. I went with DaddyO to hold his hand and protect him from the scary… hey! Wait a minute! Boys ALWAYS have it better! Damn! First off, PORN! He gets locked into an exam room full of Porn! Sweet, sweet, Pornogrophy! Yes, I [...]