It started on Saturday. Having lunch, with friends, the only thing on the menu that looks good it the bacon cheese burger. Bacon. Burger. It’s been nearly three months since I’ve been able to stomach the idea of meat. I ate over half of it (and had the WORST. stomach. ache. ever). Then the next [...]

Makes up for all the times I post twice in one month. I really don’t have time to post these days. Truthfully, I don’t have time to work or be social. I only have time to eat, nap and be irritable. Shouldn’t I be happy? After trying to get knocked up for so long, I [...]

that after going through IVF, prenatal blood work would be a piece of cake. But today, I managed to get the one girl who made sure it wasn’t. First, starting yesterday, the morning sickness is back. It had been pretty much, but not quite, under control. I’ve been starting the day with Instant Breakfast, eating [...]

DaddyO says he will trade penis for all that fun stuff. But only for two days. Off to find some lube and a tube sock!

I would like to be the one with the penis, and you could have the abused ovaries, the giant tender breasts and the beer belly. You could feel fat, out of shape and incredibly unattractive. You could have the crazy emotions, the progesterone suppositories (I’ll just let you imagine the joy) and the inability to [...]

Does NOT mean you should. Just saying. We’re looking to invest in a belly band already. *sigh* I feel so very huge. Seriously hate the “is she pregant or just getting fat” thing.