The Nigerians have finally come to overthrow us. We have held off as long as we could, and some say, longer then necessary. So we invite you to come celebrate one last Happy Hour in the Blue Room! There may be others, but this will definitely be the last one with furniture. We plan on [...]

Holy Shit. I’m eating a hoho. I’m knitting, and screaming at the debate on TV, and eating a hoho. I am the one who eats fresh fruits and vegis every day. I limit the amount of red meat I eat, although I thoroughly enjoy a good steak, I want it to be free range, hormone [...]

Also answers to Pussy Cat, Mrs. Hoohoo, Private Coochi, Vajayjay, Miss Muffy, Honey Pot and occasionally, Pink Taco.  Last seen about two weeks ago.  Last night I thought I saw her in the mirror, but it turned out to be her evil twin, all crazed, hair growing ever which way, swollen and moody. Yes.  I’m [...]