I’ve had several strange dreams lately. I had been wondering when they would arrive. I had expected them much earlier, and frankly, much freakier. Last night I dreamed that we were in the hospital and the baby was here and that nothing had gone according to my birth plan. Oh, the audacity! Funny thing is, [...]

STILL haven’t gotten Mr L to mop the sticky spot up in the kitchen. This week I showed it to him again. I demonstrated how sticky it is. Then I reminded him where the mop was… and he grabbed a wet rag and mopped the middle of the floor completely missing the sticky spot. I [...]

OK, fine. I admit it. We have a maid. It started 10 years ago when there were several roommates and everyone would fight about who’s turn it was to take out the trash, clean the kitchen, vaccuum etc. Once we all agreed to kick in a couple bucks each week to have someone else do [...]

We’ve got so many choices now! Over the belly. ‘Cept, they are never high enough to actually be OVER the belly. They’re like trying to keep a rubber band around an egg. It’s just not happening. Low and tight over the hips. Also low and tight over the bladder. It’s just not happening. Roll panel. [...]