Maternity Pants. Suck. Alot.

Posted at January 5th, 2009 by cosmo

We’ve got so many choices now!

Over the belly. ‘Cept, they are never high enough to actually be OVER the belly. They’re like trying to keep a rubber band around an egg. It’s just not happening.

Low and tight over the hips. Also low and tight over the bladder. It’s just not happening.

Roll panel. Not low and tight over the hips. Not all the way up over the belly. Also? Not really anything to hold them up. It’s just not happening.

I have spent the last two months yanking my jeans up like a 4 year old.

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