I have created a boob monster. This is not as cool as one might think. 23:21:22 At the dump shopping for soil. 03:02:46

I spend all day every day surrounded by dirt. Haunted by dirt. Need to clean the dirty kitchen. Wash the dirty cloths. Bath the dirty baby. But now? When I need, just shy of 8 cubic yards of dirt? It’s no where to be found. This resulted in me taking a drive to the local [...]

On the verge of implimenting CIO. Been trying to get Dash down for 2 hours. So frustrated. 11:11:37 Thank you to everyone who joined us for the 45 party!! My only regret is that with so many friends in one place, I didn't finish a conversa 08:35:58 The saddest thing I've found in my freezer [...]

Rockin out to Hawaii 5-O on the HI-FI while getting ready for @scottopia's 45 listening party. 00:35:22

RT @cesarmillan: In Memoriam: Daddy the Pit Bull http://ow.ly/19tG0 [no wonder @ringoongaku is in a funk today.] 04:45:24 The cheese gods are pleased! Made a cheese ball for @scottopia's 45 party tomorrow. Yummm! @dash09 however, would still rather eat dog food. 03:52:11

Having a "discussion" with my husband about whether it's 15 pounds of baby weight I still have to lose, or 15 pounds of bacon weight. 22:51:40