This may be my last post ever

Posted at February 20th, 2010 by cosmo

Cause I may die of bladder related injuries. Seriously. At what point will my bladder just explode?

He fights and fights and fights the nap. We have construction going on today and every time he nearly went down there would be some interesting noise to distract him. I finally give up , pee 14 times to make sure exactly this does not happen, and stick him in the car and he immediately goes to sleep.

So I wait.

I check my email.

I check my Twitter feed.

I go through the in and out drive through and grab a burger. Fries. And… A coke.

I eat, and unfortunately, drink, and wait.

And wait.

AN HOUR AND A HALF LATER I THINK I MAY DIE IF I DONT PEE SOON.

I have to pee so bad I feel like I’m high. I’m getting hot flashed. My eyes! Their floating!!

There is a tree.

I still have a napkin from my lunch.

I don’t know any of these people.

In this busy parking lot.

Aaahhhhhggggg!

What do you ladies do??! I *know* I’m not the only one who experiences this unexpected joy of motherhood.

I’m going to have to wake him, run for the restroom and hope I don’t need to sneeze.

Or laugh.

Or make any sudden stops.

Or lift anything heavy….. Doh!

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