Worst. News. Ever. Madras, best Indian food outside of India, no longer offers take out, only catering.You all need to come over for dinner. 06:57:41 Perhaps the redeye wasn't the greatest idea. Dash got 6 hours sleep.Mom and dad got 0. Thank's @denecev & @idle42 for the much needed ZZ's. 02:19:11

Dash just blew it. Cute waitress was flirting with him and he was too busy eating crayons to notice. #1stofmanytimes 08:13:44 Last day on Kauai aftr celebrating the beautiful wedding of @ofaye and @sfmelani. Hope they are having a fun relaxing honeymoon! #bestwishes 03:54:25

We found blue bottle on Kauai. My husband is speachless. & by spchlss, I mean, he can't stop saying "THERE IS BLUE BOTTLE COFFEE! ON KAUAI!" 06:31:34

Ok people. They were roosters. Not roasters. We were not up all night playing with our food. 00:08:13 After a cock filled night (what?! Wild roasters crowing all night! What did you think I meant??) we are off exploring Kauai! 00:00:58

Dash stayed up till 9pm HI time racing back and forth and back and forth across the huge ocean front lawn. Yes, that's midnight back home. 12:36:52 All settled into our cabin at Waimea Plantation. Napping with Dash while Scott takes enjoys the pool. Pupus with the bride and groom later. 07:07:16 We have arrived [...]

Note to self: don't wear a cleavey dress out to dinner with a tired, cranky toddler unless it offers access to da boob. 08:46:43 Taking a hyper 15 month old @dash09 on a 5 hour flight tomorrow. We have 45 kinds of snacks and a big ol bag of new toys. Anything else? 04:49:14 Accidently [...]