Roomba now speaks Japanese. 05:02:40

OK. Not a fan of the new Sesame Street. Dash only made it about 5 minutes. We didn't make it much longer. 22:47:35 Introducing Dash to Sesame Street. He is speechless. So are we. Sesame St is in HD? Not so impressed with the new remix'd theme song though. 22:16:29

Cocktails made. Dash tucked away with a dry cleaning bag to play with… Happy Mad Men everyone!! 09:34:38 Doin' it animal style at in and out! #whatdiet? 00:10:49

Had the neighbors over for a yummy dinner. Tri tip, grilled eggplant with garlic sauce, watermelon and feta salad. #foodComa 09:41:42 Had the neighbors over for a yummy dinner. Tri tip, grilled eggplant with garlic sauce, watermelon and feta 09:39:54 Listening to @dash09 sing along with The Carpenters, We've Only Just Begun. CC @gromitgirl 00:03:24

OH: I'm not suggesting a roombacide or anything, but… 22:52:28 After spending yesterday at @denecev's house, I have intense garden envy. Only recourse? drinking and reading the Raintree Nursery catalog. 06:35:20

Tonight we put Dash down in his own bed. Let's see how long it takes before he is back in our bed. Three… Two… One… 11:59:18