Archive for the 'Knocked Up' Category

Alien Invasion

Posted at October 16th, 2008 by cosmo

Holy Shit. I’m eating a hoho. I’m knitting, and screaming at the debate on TV, and eating a hoho. I am the one who eats fresh fruits and vegis every day. I limit the amount of red meat I eat, although I thoroughly enjoy a good steak, I want it to be free range, hormone […]

Missing: One Little Lady.

Posted at October 8th, 2008 by cosmo

Also answers to Pussy Cat, Mrs. Hoohoo, Private Coochi, Vajayjay, Miss Muffy, Honey Pot and occasionally, Pink Taco.  Last seen about two weeks ago.  Last night I thought I saw her in the mirror, but it turned out to be her evil twin, all crazed, hair growing ever which way, swollen and moody. Yes.  I’m […]

Eye Openers

Posted at September 25th, 2008 by cosmo

AKA: How to super boost that stress level. You know. Cause, there was nothing really going on in my life. I had my amnio on Monday and learned a couple of things. First. It’s a boy! All but one of the names we had picked out were girls names, so I guess we were asking […]

In the eye of the shit storm…

Posted at September 17th, 2008 by cosmo

at the intersection of Oh Shit and What Next. I don’t even know where to begin. The last couple weeks has just been .. fascinating with news. I keep starting a blog post, then some other development pops up. Basically, they boil down to two main issues, but as any time you have big issues, […]

I have decided…

Posted at September 11th, 2008 by cosmo

to eat nothing but It’s It’s, Raspberries and KFC for the rest of this trimester, if not the rest of this pregnancy. Since I managed to gain 15 pounds in the first trimester eating nothing by lettuce covered in balsamic vinegar, this does not bod well for my waistline.

I don’t feel right … er… wrong…

Posted at August 18th, 2008 by cosmo

It started on Saturday. Having lunch, with friends, the only thing on the menu that looks good it the bacon cheese burger. Bacon. Burger. It’s been nearly three months since I’ve been able to stomach the idea of meat. I ate over half of it (and had the WORST. stomach. ache. ever). Then the next […]