Archive for the 'NinjaMonkey' Category

Brown Chicken, Brown Cow

Posted at April 10th, 2010 by cosmo

So this evening, while Dashiell played with his new blue Ikea wagon, DaddyO put the 1960’s Playboy jazz LP I just found on the junk hunt with Pa on the hi-fi, and I busted out the needles and the drugs, and we started to make a baby. Maybe. We hope. Funny after all the classes […]

This may be my last post ever

Posted at February 20th, 2010 by cosmo

Cause I may die of bladder related injuries. Seriously. At what point will my bladder just explode? He fights and fights and fights the nap. We have construction going on today and every time he nearly went down there would be some interesting noise to distract him. I finally give up , pee 14 times […]

Still learning about that eat hole

Posted at February 19th, 2010 by cosmo

Tonight Dash looked up at me with his big blue eyes and stuck his fingers all the way down his throat. And threw up all down the front of himself. I’m not sure who was more surprised.

The object of Dash’s sadistic and relentless affections

Posted at February 17th, 2010 by cosmo

Seriously. This is bordering on inhumane. Last year when we bought the house, we had all the tile floors tore up and replaced with cork. Cork is beautiful and one of the greenest floorings available (yay!). Unfortunately, it doesn’t hide the dust like a carpet, nor the constant stream of cheerios that ONE OF US […]

Home again, Home again…

Posted at February 10th, 2010 by cosmo

Home from Disneyland with the Disneyland hangover.  Had a complete blast with the sister (who is no longer mad at me), my mom, Hot Hubby and two of our closest friends, Linda and Andrew.  It was a fun filled 5 days of birthday celebrations: mine, my sisters, my mom’s 60th, and my husbands.  And because […]


Posted at February 3rd, 2010 by cosmo

Off to Disneyland again! FAQ Are you kidding me?? No. No, I am not. Do you have some sort of magical lifetime pass? I wish!! Just an annual pass (my first ever!) and I plan to use the hell right out of it. You know Dash isn’t going to remember any of this. Yes. That’s […]