When I’m not eating and drinking my way around the world covered in baby goo, I design and maintain web sites and take pictures of people. Before I had the latest baby, I used to do this quite often and for a wide variety of people. And yes, some of them were naked.

Web Design

• Install and customize WordPress Blog Software
• Teach users how to upkeep and promote their blog
• Create custom web sites
• Design custom graphics
• Search Engine Optimization

Photography

• Studio Portraits
• Photo editing. Removal of zits, pimples, stretch marks and those last 10 years.

But wait!! There’s more! I also offer:

• Witty conversation and sarcasm

I do not offer any spelling related services or database driven web sites. Also? I hate Flash.