Creative Services

When I’m not eating and drinking my way around the world covered in baby goo, I design and maintain web sites and take pictures of people. Before I had the latest baby, I used to do this quite often and for a wide variety of people. And yes, some of them were naked.

Web Design

  • Install and customize WordPress Blog Software
  • Teach users how to upkeep and promote their blog
  • Create custom web sites
  • Design custom graphics
  • Search Engine Optimization


  • Studio Portraits
  • Photo editing. Removal of zits, pimples, stretch marks and those last 10 years.

But wait!! There’s more! I also offer:

  • Witty conversation and sarcasm

I do not offer any spelling related services or database driven web sites. Also? I hate Flash.